Michael Bisping: Nate Marquardt is a Hypocrite and a Steroid Cheat (Updated)

Nate Marquardt is quite a hypocrite. He’s a steroid cheat, let’s not forget that. He’s had points taken away for illegally kneeing people himself, and then he goes out talking about me as if I’m Satan or something. The guy’s an absolute hypocrite. He s—- the bed every time he’s in a main event. He’s had three number one contender fights and a title shot and lost them all. I want to fight the top guys and I think Chael Sonnen for me is the biggest possible name I could get, and that’s what I’m hoping for. Nate Marquardt doesn’t excite me.”The MMA Hour (via MMAMania.com).

I’m the only one who’s having a deja-vu with this one?

Less than one month ago Michael Bisping was involved in an embarassing incident at UFC 127, where according to witnesses (and a YouTube video), he spat on Jorge Rivera‘s camp members. Since then, Bisping apologized, promising that he will never fall into the trash talk trap again. But right now, it looks like the Englishman is going to the very same direction.

Bisping’s #1 priority Chael Sonnen is still far away from his return to the UFC, as it looks like “The Count” will still have to test his skills against Nate Marquardt. Bisping and Marquardt are currently on a collision course, with victories in their latest fights inside the Octagon.

Update

We got an exclusive response from Nate Marquardt, who says the following in regards to Michael Bisping’s comments:

“Well, good luck with Sonnen. What a dumb pick for Bisping to call out. Horrible matchup for him.”

Looks like “The Great” will have to search for a different opponent. Somewhere in Japan, Yoshihiro Akiyama is still available. Or you guys have better options for Nate Marquardt? Hit up the comments section below.



102 Comments

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    Hit2Hurt

    March 29, 2011 at 7:46 pm

    what a great picture

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    scrappymcgee

    March 29, 2011 at 7:51 pm

    have you ever played the getaway?

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    Boner89

    March 29, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    Stop trying to get a title shot Bisping, your embarrassing yourself.

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    swamp rat

    March 29, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    At least Bisdink finally says something worthy of note. Not the comments about Marquart but the fact that he wants to fight Sonnen.

    Chael would destroy this mediocre, over-hyped, midtier, knob!

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    mrmanuelhung

    March 29, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    hes’s going to need that bat if chael gets his hands on him

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    Cpt. Paranoid

    March 29, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    Did both Chael and Nate use steroids? No wonder the yanks like them if that’s the case. And for what Bisping is saying, it’s true is it not??

    I’m no big fan of Bisping, but come on… Chael Sonnen?? Crappy fighter on or off steroids, and a really bad person outside the octagon.

    Nate Marquardt, the same as Bisping. No better, no worse.

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    sambo

    March 29, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    I hope the UFC feeds him to Belfort

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    JaytheBrit

    March 29, 2011 at 9:01 pm

    what a load of bollax. cant fighters just fight. i respect any one who gets in a cage and fights even kimbo and toney i give some credit to, lets not ruin the sport by bringin up illegal kness and steriod abuse.

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    focus_mma

    March 29, 2011 at 9:10 pm

    I’m getting pretty sick and tired of Sir Bisping
    He must be the ****iest mf in all of mma
    If he’s that good why the hell is he always outside the top 10?

    LOOK AT HIS RECORD: count how many time he’s been in main
    and co-main events since dropping to MW.
    Now look at his opponents, how many of them are still in the ufc?
    Then ask yourself how long has he been within the top 10 in the world

    Something wrong? Well it doesn’t make sense

    I don’t think there’s ever been a fighter who’s been in so many main
    and co-main events as him, and was never in the top 5

    The only explanation is that ufc like to build up fighters from the
    ground up, especially if they’re from the third biggest mma market
    in the world – UK.

    Just like they’ve tried with Hardy, but they didn’t spare him when
    it came to opponent quality

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    taz

    March 29, 2011 at 9:15 pm

    it’s from a tv show he did.

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    Bruce Lee

    March 29, 2011 at 9:20 pm

    “a really bad person outside the octagon” Really? How is he with his children? Does he look after his mother? Give me a break, you don’t know him.

    Have you ever downloaded music or watched online fights without paying for them? Riiiiight.

    I’m not a Yank and I like them both. In fact, I’m in a British Colony and I still like them. Bisping is a Wanker by the way (1).

    References:
    1 – Bisping is a Wanker – professional opinion of Wing Chun

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    TheRealDeal

    March 29, 2011 at 9:55 pm

    Who would have guessed that Bisping would fail at keeping his big mouth shut for 5 minutes after his so-called “apology” after the Rivera fight. Now he’s at it again, just like a 5 year old boy who gets scolded and never learns his lesson.

    Nice bat, Bisping. Looks about the size that the 9 year olds use in T-ball. The sad thing is that Bisping would probably use it on someone if he had the chance.

    Grow the “F” up Bisping, your whiny little act is getting old…..

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    scrappymcgee

    March 29, 2011 at 9:57 pm

    i think nate is gonna get belfort. i dont know who else would be relevent for belfort. maia’s booked with munoz, chael is away, otherwise it would be bisping bc he is the only other guy trying to get into contention

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    scrappymcgee

    March 29, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    i think hes due for the step up in competition. hell lose, but hes too good for the rest of the division. hes like bottom of the top tier of MWs’

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    Hit2Hurt

    March 29, 2011 at 10:03 pm

    lol, $hit the bed every time he was a main event. i love it.

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    WingChun

    March 29, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    @ Bruce

    Mr. Lee – I’d say my opinion of Bisping was more of an informed or considered opinion, rather than professional one. For it to be professional, I’d actually have to be in the Bisping “business”; so to speak. I assure you, I am not. I can’t even imagine what that business would be or how it could ever be monetized.

    Maybe he could be in the baseball bat “holding” business; as demonstrated in the picture above. However, before we go off all half-****ed, someone will need to demonstrate the proper form of actually holding a baseball bat; at it’s base and with two hands, followed by a swinging motion.

    Here, it looks (more) like he’s simply trying to hold it level so as to take a measurement of something; providing some kind of guide or reference point; kind of like a surveyor. My guess would be in a fight with Sonnen or Marquardt, that he wouldn’t be holding on to the bat for long and that indeed, he would then be shown the proper “form” for using a baseball bat, by those two “Yanks”. Baseball is, after all, America’s favorite “pastime”. :-)

    …next thing ya know…they’ll have a picture of him holding a gun – lol. And if he thinks Yanks don’t know about Baseball bats, wait till he finds out what they know about firearms. :-)

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    TheGoocH

    March 29, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    but everything bisping has said here is all true and he has the right to say somthing back to the fighters who talk shit about him. what your forgetting here is nate said what he said after bisping complimented him on his fighting style and also said he would be a gr8 opponent.

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    TheGoocH

    March 29, 2011 at 10:17 pm

    that was to cage*

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    postmortem

    March 29, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    bisping for once in your life try to rise above it, shrug it off or at least keep your mouth closed. these kind of reactions only make you seem petty and immature. if you act like a idiot on live TV, then expect people to take shots at you if you cant handle it then maybe you should think about acting in a different way next time.

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    WingChun

    March 29, 2011 at 10:23 pm

    Sonnen v. Bisping – TKO
    Marquardt v Bisping – KO
    Belfort v Bisping – KO
    Okami v. Bisping – KO
    Munoz v Bisping – KO
    Belcher v Bisping – TKO
    Dollaway v Bisping – Sub
    Palhares v Bisping – Sub
    Stann v Bisping – KO
    Maia v Bisping – Sub
    A. Silva v. Bisping – Murder

    Bisping v. Bisping – DQ Illegal Knee

    Note: For any Bisping fans on the thread who might read this & need clarification as to the outcomes; Left side = Winner / Right Side = Loser. My apologies to any Bisping fans who might have (inadvertently) gotten their hopes up.

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    WingChun

    March 29, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    …you crack me up, Cage.

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    808scrappah

    March 29, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    I think all the outcomes are exactly my thoughts, except for Sonnen v. Bisping. I was kind of leaning towards double KO.

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    Thang

    March 29, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    And a 9 mm if Silva get his hand on him :))

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    azzkika

    March 29, 2011 at 11:00 pm

    Why is Sonnen rated so highly all of a sudden? he has how many losses? Sure he exploited Silvas weakness until his roids wore off but I think Bisping sees Chael as an easy opponent and a little big step.

    I wonder if his balls have regrown yet.

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    odesahitman

    March 29, 2011 at 11:35 pm

    Chicken Wing,

    Bisping vs Bisping would be a DQ?
    - Are you sure you thought that through?

    Chicken Wing Chump,

    Obviously accuracy isn’t important to you.
    - Perhaps you could TRY to accurately explain how specifically you seem to have such insight.
    - Perhaps you are the author to The idiots guide to fight predictions.

    - IMO; Stann, Maia, Silva, Belfort, Marquardt and Sonnen would all beat Michael in a fight.

    - Saying this, Sonnen and Marquardt are steroid cheats, yes steroids do massively increase the athletisism of professional athletes… So it remains to be seen how they fight when they are clean.

    - Do you put your money where your mouth is and bet on the fights which you so accurately predict? How much money have you won?

    / Odesa

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    theashark

    March 29, 2011 at 11:45 pm

    yeah he beat okami and nate in dominant fashion
    even paulo filho was at some point ranked high, he beat paulo too

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    odesahitman

    March 29, 2011 at 11:46 pm

    Michael Bisping has fought his way out of a mediocre life to become one of the Worlds top fighters at his weight.

    I believe the fight with Nate “the great” would be a challenge for Michael and unless he takes this and follows up with Sonnen, I don’t believe he will reach his World Title Shot.

    According to whom is Nate “Great”? Big Nog, Randy C, Cro Cop, Silva, GSP, Dan Henderson… great fighters. Who would compare Nate with these guys?

    Given the low opinion many people seem to have about Michael B on this site, if he does beat Nate, he can no longer be called great, right?

    / Odesa

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    Daviesman

    March 29, 2011 at 11:47 pm

    why do most of you guys hate UK fighters so much?

    is it because we CAN actually give you a run for your money in MMA

    americano’s are born and bred wrestling from a young age in school to college where as in the UK we have foo…soccer and rugby (real man sports btw guys) BUT our fighters still seem to give you a run for your fat arse mcdonnald bred eating arseholes

    hey,Americano’s…wake up and smell the bacon and cheese dripping from your burger breakfasts,the brazilians are better than everyone
    USA are fat and lazy…SUPER-FAT !!!
    not evan your hulk of a man BROCK LESBIEN could hold the belt for more than 10 minutes…cain came and dished out the pain to the fat americano!!!

    did i mention americano’s are FAT AND LAZY

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    Daviesman

    March 29, 2011 at 11:49 pm

    yes,i ‘funnied’ myself because i’m a lol-a-minute xxx

    viva la uk, viva la brazil !!!

    boo boo la poo poo la americano !!!

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    WingChun

    March 30, 2011 at 12:00 am

    @ odesa…the slack-jawed, knuckle dragging, half-wit, troglodyte

    You are not a member of Mensa; that is obvious.

    Here’s what I posted – Bisping v. Bisping – DQ Illegal Knee

    Here’s what you posted – Bisping vs Bisping would be a DQ?
    - Are you sure you thought that through?

    What don’t you get about that? Do you think there is more to think through?

    Why don’t you begin to explain to the thread exactly what you don’t get about that…wait for it….JOKE. I’m sorry, I guess I should have typed…this is a joke beside the match-up, so as to be crystal clear that it was a joke. I failed to do so, because most LowKick readers, perhaps all (sans yourself, of course) would know / know or knew, that was a joke.

    The would know this based off of simple deduction – Bisping cannot fight himself; humor being based on both what “is” possible and what is “not” possible. To the point, the mental image of Bisping kneeing himself, while still on the ground…is to me, at least…hilarious. I am laughing now at the very thought of Bisping kneeing himself in the head and then going over to his own corner and spitting on them. That is a funny image dude, I’m sorry that you are so intellectually challenged that you failed to get it.

    As to all the predictions – are you so stupid as to not get the larger point of this post…that the whole thing is a “lark”, a joke…me having a laugh at Bisping’s expense. Regardless of any of those outcomes being accurate or not, I can’t say. I can and will only say this and in all seriousness….I don’t believe Bisping would / could beat one guy on that list; period. Not One.

    Concluding – thank you for reading my post and failing to get it. Thank you even more for posting such a massive piece on it and drawing attention to yourself for being a complete moron. I encourage you to continue reading my work, as I sense you need both the help and the edification.

    Cheers,

    Wing Chun

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    scrappymcgee

    March 30, 2011 at 12:01 am

    LMFAO DQ

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    MD777

    March 30, 2011 at 12:02 am

    C’mon Mike just responded to Nate bad mouth about him and Mike was right about Nate is quite a hypocrite. He’s a steroid cheated and He’s had points taken away for illegally kneeing people himself…imo

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    WingChun

    March 30, 2011 at 12:13 am

    @ odesa…the slack-jawed, knuckle dragging, half-wit, troglodyte

    PS – Yes, I do bet the fights and I have won the following amount(s) of money: $7,254,852,463 & 52 cents – roughly.

    I have never lost a bet in my life and never will. I am betting now, for example, that you don’t get this post either. :-)

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    Bruce Lee

    March 30, 2011 at 12:28 am

    Okay, Wing isn’t a professional but he is well respected in his field (Wanker judging)

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    Lawn Gnome

    March 30, 2011 at 12:39 am

    Every chance he gets he makes an ass of himself.

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    postmortem

    March 30, 2011 at 1:06 am

    its been such a long time since we had a genuine flag waving american hating brazilian on this site. they always make me smile for the record nobody hates bisping because he is british they dont like him because he is a arrogant prick many american fighters are chastised for the same reasons.

    by the way both currently and historically Americans have held almost twice the number of championship belts in major mma organizations than brazilians which is a far second. how insecure it must make you feel to get so easily outdone by a bunch of fat bacon cheeseburger eating lazy stupid Americans

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    D

    March 30, 2011 at 1:08 am

    Keep talking Bisping. You might just talk yourself into a main event.

    And Marquardt won’t be the one shitting the bed this time.

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    Cpt. Paranoid

    March 30, 2011 at 1:22 am

    Bisping is a wanker agreed.

    Sonnen is a bad person because he, first of all, sets a very bad example for his kids by using steroids thereby being a cheat and being a criminal.

    Second by breaking his mothers heart by being a criminal and a cheat that uses steroids (and if that didn’t break his mothers heart, well then she’s a bad mother).

    Third, he’s a politician.

    And fourth he’s the biggest thrash talker in MMA which isn’t good for the sport, and he accused other people of being cheats and slandered them although he him self was a cheat.

    There you have four valid points to Sonnen being a bad person.

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    swamp rat

    March 30, 2011 at 1:39 am

    UK fighters can give American fighters a run for the money? LOL, buddy you sound funny!

    Soccer a “real man” sport? LMFAO…now you have me in stitches kid!

    Next time kid drop the clichéd insults and practice your wresting. UK fighters and especially those young and starting out, know they need a deep wrestling background to have any hope of competing at the top in MMA, in the near future.

    BTW, The UK folks might also want to work on their foul dental habits as well. See, two can play your stupid game!

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    UnderdogGreatness

    March 30, 2011 at 1:45 am

    I still can’t believe Paulo Filho lost to Chael Sonnen.

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    SHAKEZULA

    March 30, 2011 at 1:58 am

    So instead of illegal ass knees he’ll use a dang baseball bat hahaha…..sad thing is that most people would prolly still like him.

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    SHAKEZULA

    March 30, 2011 at 1:59 am

    so there is approx. 24 british **** heads on this site…great now we kno

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    Cpt. Paranoid

    March 30, 2011 at 2:02 am

    By criminal I meant the real estate scam.

    And five. All that this guy does is shady. He has a responsibility as a role model. Would you want your kids to grow up adapting the morals of Chael Sonnen??

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    JaytheBrit

    March 30, 2011 at 2:14 am

    i think alot of mw are over rated not to be disrespectful in ufc its proberly the weakest division. Apart from anderson silva and maybe another 1 or others.

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    austinvermillion

    March 30, 2011 at 2:35 am

    i dont belive thiers a lot of guys in the 185 divison that can hang with him maybe only one and we all know who that is as
    bisping decision over sonnen because bisping has pretty good takedown d and when u get him down knowbodys ever done anything when hes down

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    austinvermillion

    March 30, 2011 at 2:36 am

    vitor belort is the guy no body can hang with not mike bisping sorry

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    austinvermillion

    March 30, 2011 at 2:39 am

    **** u man bisping better than that shit u mad up

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    garry_blackbelt

    March 30, 2011 at 2:41 am

    lol bisping holding a bat ! lol ha ha ha ! lol @ bisping !

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    mma420

    March 30, 2011 at 2:51 am

    I think Bisping is a lot better than people give him credit for. I also think he can beat Nate,Okami,Sonnen,or Belcher i can see him having difficulty with Brian Stann or Vitor Belfort tho.

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    swamp rat

    March 30, 2011 at 3:07 am

    Bear in mind that Bisdink is calling out Sonnen now, hoping to get him while he is rusty from a long layoff.

    Bisdink wouldn’t be talking like this ( and hasn’t) after say Sonnen’s fight with Silva.

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    codemaster

    March 30, 2011 at 3:20 am

    James Bond joins the New York Yankees.

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    codemaster

    March 30, 2011 at 3:41 am

    This is exactly what Bisping wants–higher level fighters–and he should be given what he wants.

    Look at the amount of interest generated by just one short article and picture have generated.. Whether for good or bad intentions, people want to see Bisping’s next fight.

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    Cpt. Paranoid

    March 30, 2011 at 3:43 am

    but it is criminal is it not? And Sonnen did it didn’t he? So Sonnen is a criminal, right? Excuses are like a§§holes, everyone’s got one.

    Sonnen is bad for the sport. He cheats at the sport. He cheats at business and he truly is a politician, never taking responsibility for what he does. He pleaded guilty to the charge because the prosecutor offered him a plea bargain.

    He is a man with no honor. He’s a fighter, yes. But he’s no warrior. He probably thinks that bushido and hagakure are sushi.

    I wouldn’t buy a used car from Chael Sonnen, and I would count my fingers if he ever shook my hand. If you can’t see that the man is a sleazebag you are blind.

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    Ryan

    March 30, 2011 at 4:14 am

    Bisping knos how to do a triangle though so it could be harder for Chael than it seems.

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    Ryan

    March 30, 2011 at 4:19 am

    I get worried everytime i see that Bisping is saying something, it gets harder and harder to be a fan of his.

    But i’d like to see him fight Nate or Chael so i don’t mind which one he gets.

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    garry_blackbelt

    March 30, 2011 at 4:20 am

    lol sonnen never cheated ! as in using any kinda meds too enhance his performance on not even steroids! he was using drugs to treat testosterone that had sum kinda steroid in it ! thats all ! bisping you only wish you had stand like marquardt and ko power like him ! i think if sonnen is gone till fall ! i think you should fight marquardt ! i know your scared too fight him ! as long as thier will be vitor sonnen ! bisping will never get a number 1 top contender shot ! bisping you keep talken shit ! cause you are goin too get caught your next fight ! :)

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    Rigo

    March 30, 2011 at 4:34 am

    Bisping talks a lot!
    Marquartd has lost his fights fights yeah
    But so has Bisping! the very few top level fighters he has face have kick his ass! lets not forget Bisping was the crazy sob that said he was going to be the one to KO Henderson, now thats not only impossible but even if it was, Bisping would be the last man in MMA to do it.

    Hes never KO anyone, and his few TKO’s are no B class fighters!
    Rivera? really ? Bisping you must be crazy calling Chael Sonnen
    after a win over a guy like Jorge Rivera( no disrespect to Jorge)
    but Sonnen will bury you where you stand!

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    Jack N. Meoff

    March 30, 2011 at 4:36 am

    Bisping is a f*cking chump and I expect Nate will hand him his ass.

    Nate always behaves like a class act. As for the steroid allegation, its pretty well documented that the steroid was was found in an over-the counter supplement from max muscle he was using. So it came as a surprise to everybody. After the supplement was discovered to contain this it was made illegal.

    There is also a BIG difference between an illegal knee and an intentional illegal knee. Even Dana believes Bisping’s illegal knee in the Rivera fight was intentional.

    Bisping is and always will be a little c*nt.

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    Rane

    March 30, 2011 at 7:11 am

    Great words from Michael “SPIT JUNKIE” Bisping!

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    kamaka

    March 30, 2011 at 7:48 am

    Bisping is a bitch and i hope someone knocks his ass out worse than Hendo did! I don’t care who does it I jus want to see it done

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    theashark

    March 30, 2011 at 9:40 am

    damn… he looks ****en strong

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    slickrick

    March 30, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    There really is no end to the amount of $hit you talk on this site Wingchun! Who the hell cares how Bisping is holding a baseball bat for a promotional photo shoot for a tv soap opera aired in the UK? You post so many long pathetic posts on this website … you must be jobless, fat, lying in a pool of your own urine in your electric bed which places u in an upright position so you can type more bollox on your laptop. Please … for your own health, do some exercise, look after your body, sort yourself out kid!

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    odesahitman

    March 30, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    A person explaining the basis of their joke at such lengtgggthhhhh,
    and attempting to charachterize another as lacking intelligence is a sign of deeper insecurity.

    / Odesa

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    odesahitman

    March 30, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    Thanks to the USA you’re not speaking German on this website….

    I’m British myself, I wonder how many American people you actually know though- American people are great with me.

    Just because there are a few nationalistic American MMA fans doesn’t mean that there is no percentile equivalent for UK MMA Fans. It certainly doesn’t create the need to speak about a diverse nation of people as one. How ridiculous.

    I suggest you stop sniffing your Brazilian typing powder… go to a dark, quiet room, count to 10 and allow your mind to focus on something positive.

    There’s a good boy,
    Odesa

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    GeorgeRuetiger

    March 30, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    Ugh fail dude, are you seriously that dumb? Did you think he LITERALLY meant that Bisping would fight himself and be DQ’d for an illegal knee? Awful. You couldn’t tell from the format of the post that it was a joke? Brutal.

    And as far as the Marquardt being a steroid cheat, that is such a cheap and ignorant blow. He tested positive for low levels of nandralone after his first UFC fight (five and a half years ago) but in TWO follow-up tests nothing was found and his suspension was lifted. Calling out that fact in the same breath as saying people should forgive him for something he did a couple months ago that was just as dispicable is ****ing ridiculous.

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    DutchFighting

    March 30, 2011 at 6:54 pm

    Well give Bisping Sonnen, at least we got an trash-talking war and a beat-up Bisping. Im not a Bisping-hater or something, I liked the way he acted before the Rivera fight, after the fight I didnt :P

    But if Marquart doesnt get Bisping, he probably move to welterweight, where I would love to see him fight Thiago Alves

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    azzkika

    March 30, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    Why is that when Bisping makes a sarcastic comment he gets so much hate, yet when Sonnen or Koscheck do it they get kudos? Is it cos he is English? I know half the world are envious of little old England (and god knows why it’s going down the pan rapid style with immigration) but surely America isn’t jealous of us too?

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    TheGoocH

    March 30, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    yea wing and garry are competing for most annoying turd on the site. uh oh.. mountain of text inc!

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    WingChun

    March 30, 2011 at 7:46 pm

    @ Slick Dick – SMEGMA

    Hey Smegma -

    So, I see your local pub has an internet connection. You Bisping fans are so easy to get going; you have no sense of humor.

    Point – when one gets as upset as you do, at stuff such as this, that’s it’s demonstrative of a small and insecure mind.

    Your attacks on me – is that the best that you can do? Seriously, you lack imagination. You remind me of Michael Bisping. Do you spit at people?

    Why exactly is he your favorite fighter? He’s not very good. Do you have a crush on him? Are you in love with him? Because you are both from the UK and geographically close, do you think there’s a realistic possibility that the two of you could consummate your love? The UK is a very liberal place, do you think Bisping would dump his “gal-friend” for you and marry you? Do you fantasize about being called Mrs. Bisping? Would you allow Bisping to give you an illegal knee to the head…while giving him head? Would you allow Bisping to spit in your face while doing so? Finally, when Bisping cums….will you spit or will you swallow?

    Concluding – I thank you for your continued interest in my posts, particularly regarding Michael “The Spit” Bisping. I encourage you to continue reading my work, as I feel it’s therapeutic to you and that I am obviously helping you work through some “issues”. Please feel free to continue commenting on anything (of mine) that you wish, as I enjoy the banter and jovial tone of my correction of you.

    …I step to your right placing myself at a perpendicular angle to you and fully extend my left forearm into your face. :-)

    Cheers,

    Wing Chun

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    WingChun

    March 30, 2011 at 7:51 pm

    @ The Nobody

    Thank you. My apologies, however, I have no idea who you are; I’ve never read a thing you’ve ever posted. I guess I just know, intuitively, that it’s pointless dribble.

    With that said though, please continue to read my toxicity.

    As to myself or Garry The Black Belt being turds…then surely you are the maggot that feeds off of us. :-)

    Cheers,

    Wing Chun

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    Markymma

    March 30, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    Bisping is right what he said about nate! and i think everyone needs to get over the hole spitting incident, jeez. i’m not brittish btw

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    The.Bratt.yo

    March 30, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    Marquardt is a punk

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    808scrappah

    March 30, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    suck on these, gooch bag…….. hows that for a mountain of text. muahahahaha
    @slickrick…. i know wingchun, that muthafucca is a beast. he would make you look silly, stupid.

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    slickrick

    March 30, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    Gave up reading your latest wall of text after about 3 words. Its all the same trivial rambleing nonsense! You have far too much time on ur hands. Call your family into your room and ask them politely to help u out of ur electric bed and go for a stroll in the fresh air … it will do u good lad.

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    nobleteam

    March 30, 2011 at 11:38 pm

    Bisping likes footjobs FACT

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    WingChun

    March 31, 2011 at 12:03 am

    @ Slick Dick – SMEGMA …A.K.A. – Mrs. Bisping

    Dear Mrs. Bisping –

    You should read it, it’s funny; I make you look like an ass.

    In a nutshell – I think you’re “in love” with Bisping and wish to marry him. Subsequently, I will now refer to you as Mrs. Bisping and encourage all other LowKick readers to do the same.

    Thank you for continuing to follow my work and for continuing to make an idiot of yourself.

    Good day to you, Mrs. Bisping.

    Cheers,

    Wing Chun

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    WingChun

    March 31, 2011 at 12:05 am

    @ 808

    I appreciate your support, 808; you the man.

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    Warcrazed

    March 31, 2011 at 12:47 am

    are u for real man? Chael is more serious than marquardt and bisping wants chael so i dont understand ur way of thinking. as for “as long as their will be vitor sonnen” i dont know how many times i wanna watch silva beat them before they give someone else a shot.. personally id like to see what bisping would do with a title shot, you all hate him for his actions, but hes rele not that bad of a fighter, and if he can beat a few more pple i would like to see him fight silva. Im not a massive bisping fan BUT i truly cant believe the hate you all generate for the man and yet love chael. it baffles my mind!

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    TheGoocH

    March 31, 2011 at 2:05 am

    no because i dont read your bullshit. your grammer is good but you never make any good points.

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    TheGoocH

    March 31, 2011 at 2:09 am

    808 lmfao at you ya ****in bumboi. first of all wing chump wouldnt do shit id smash a ****in bat over his head before he could wing woo me and as for you look at your dp you big gay bastard!

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    Boner89

    March 31, 2011 at 2:20 am

    make that 36

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    WingChun

    March 31, 2011 at 2:39 am

    @ odesa…the slack-jawed, knuckle dragging, half-wit, troglodyte

    I explained “at great length”, because you didn’t get it. What part of that do you not understand?

    ###K you are stupid.

    Lacking in intelligence and deeper insecurity – can you not come up with an original thought? Is there nothing original about you.

    Question – why do you follow me around like a little dog?

    Concluding – I encourage you to continue reading my work / posts, hopefully one day you will be bright enough to understand them. You should refrain from commenting on them, however (unless there is an adult in the room supervising you), as you tend to make an ass of yourself, via display of your ignorance.

    Cheers & dismissed,

    Wing Chun

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    808scrappah

    March 31, 2011 at 2:50 am

    i guarantee you wouldnt say shiit like that to me in person, biitchasss! In Hawaii, your known as a pusssy if you use a bat. I guarantee i would make your fatasss do the jiggle.

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    WingChun

    March 31, 2011 at 3:02 am

    @ The Nonsensical

    If you don’t read it, how do you know the grammar is good? And there are no “e”s in grammar, by the way.

    And if you don’t read them, how do you know if I ever make any “good” points?

    You make no sense. I encourage you to keep trying, though; you never know when you might get it right and hit one out of the ballpark.

    Cheers,

    Wing Chun

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    WingChun

    March 31, 2011 at 10:36 am

    @ The Homo-Phoebe

    My, my, what a “warrior in the distance”, you are.

    First; your “need” of a bat in confronting me – Thank you, for acknowledging the fact. :-) Most are not so forthcoming. Unfortunately, it wouldn’t make a difference; particularly should I show up with (paired) Butterfly Sword(s) or Staff. :-) / / Did you not consider that possibility; you dunce. :-) //

    Here’s what I deduce – you are a fat little man, who doesn’t know jack shit about MMA, let alone physical training. You belong not to any MMA club, “traditional Dojo” or gym. You eat fatty, high cholesterol, low protein, fast-food crap, on a daily basis. That you couldn’t keep your hands above your waist, let alone your head, for more than 60 seconds. That you are soft in the middle; as John Jones would say.

    …baseball bat…you egregious, Bisping loving ###T…what a pussy you are. To state on an open thread, that you’d need / want / need to bring, a bat to a fight with me….what a piece of dishonorable crap you are. I (Michael Bisping) spit on you; you ####ing piece of Internet – Goo.

    …moving on

    Second(ly) – “TheGoocH”, isn’t much of a handle / moniker for an internet “tough” guy. If I break it down to it’s constituent parts, TheGoo & cH, I construe the following….”TheGoo”…you are cum…male “jizzum” (self-proclaimed)….just so much “prison spunk” on a man turned bitch & punk, due to his inability to defend himself; as a man.

    Continuing on – “cH” (the second half of your spineless & flaccid) handle…stands for…”confused Heterosexual”, subsequently and concordantly, your constant and persistent references to term “gay”.

    808′s “dp” (display picture”) – so you “checked him out” did you” And the first thought through your head was – gay? Wow & see (the) above paragraph. Tell us, when you “checked out” 808′s “dp”, was your ###k in your hand, “Goo” man?

    Listen, I “visited” 808′s page, saw his “dp” and all I thought was…hey, he looks like a fighter, whose in great shape; that’s all I thought. It’s “odd” that you would think “gay” and then question the man’s legitimacy, in terms of his birth. Is that the best that you can do, in terms of your argument(s) and defense of Michael “The Spit” Bisping; your hero? Is the best that you can do is an ad-hominem, non-sequitur, pejorative, a-priori attack on a man’s character whom you have never met? …Warrior from a distance.

    Finalizing the point on “dp” – the term has a “meaning” on the internet; “double penetration”, for the uninitiated / un-edified. For you to use this “term” in referenced to another man (deducing that you are yourself a man; using the term as “loosely” as I possibly can), only reconfirms “our” / this threads suspicious, as to your sexuality and preference, thereof.

    …this is what I think about…you…your use of the term”dp” in reference to 808…his picture and remarks about him being gay…and any accusations that you have made about his (HONORABLE) lineage…808…would put you down on the ground…rip your ###K & balls off of you…construct a ###T out of the remains….grab two dildos….and demonstrate to you….the true meaning of “dp”….all while he fed you his knees (in a Wing Chun “chain punch” motion), via a “DOMINANT” north / south position – you limp, flaccid, BETA male – ###K.

    Concluding – Both I and my readership (& possibly staff writer Jammie Kennedy), most particularly 808 (I’m sure) have enjoyed and appreciate, not only your reading of my work, but also your commenting on it & making yourself available, to it, for not only (your proactive) subjugation and humiliation, but also, the whit, charm and fodder that you have provided me / us, throughout our dissection of Michael “The Spit (I need a baseball bat to take-on anyone of any real caliber) Bisping.

    Cheers,

    Wing Chun

    PS – Do you spit or do you swallow?

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    odesahitman

    March 31, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    I sense the pain you felt as you desperately wrote your best response. Your words cannot hide the fact, this was a desperate defence.

    Let us review your desperate defence, because it is fun,

    1. @ odesa…the slack-jawed, knuckle dragging, half-wit, troglodyte
    - Wow!!! Shall I scream uncle yet?? LOL.

    2. ###K you are stupid.
    - You lost control here – does your losing control make you intelligent and me stupid?

    3. Lacking in intelligence and deeper insecurity – can you not come up with an original thought?
    - So you have been told this so many times that it is not original or intelligent to know that you have deep insecurity and lack intelligence.

    - Okay, but don’t take this to heart because I genuinely don’t want to cause you hurt – seriously, I don’t.
    - I expected that because you like to dish out critisism that you could roll with it. I should have know that a Wing Chump Chicken like yourself could have no reasonable ground game.

    4. Is there nothing original about you.
    - When you consider this momentarily, it seems you have considered all available aspects of “me” and concluded that there is nothing original.
    - Doesn’t that sound like you have been paying a lot of attention to me.
    - Isn’t it funny then that you made these weak claims whilst trying to take the offensive.
    - This offensive was so telegraphed and weak that I cannot scream uncle, Your offensive style shows clearly the fact that you lack reasonable defensive faculties and when you strike I simply wait to counter.

    5. as you tend to make an ass of yourself, via display of your ignorance.
    - Check out how many times your comments have been weaked. Does not your weakness translate into a display of ignorance??

    Thanks,
    Odesa

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    JTalbain

    March 31, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    It’d be interesting to see Bisping fight a wrestler good enough to hold him down and inflict damage on the ground. I’ve yet to really see that.

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    odesahitman

    March 31, 2011 at 12:27 pm

    George,

    Thanks for your feedback. I understand you like to speak your mind and appreciate that your statements are honest opinion, based on your best considerations.

    “Low levels of nandrelone” – Low in comparison to what? According to whom were the levels low and how were they able to conclude on the levels at their highest point? What unfair competitive advantage had been attained as a result of prior use?

    Understanding that you are honest and straight forward, how does creating an unfair competitive advantage through taking steroids match your personally held values?

    Isn’t it cheap to rob another man of his livelyhood by adding a loss to his record as a result of artificial enhancement? Isn’t that a cheap shot at other fighters? Isn’t it a cheap shot against the children of martial artists, is this what we should be teaching our kids, drugs and cheating are the way to go?

    Would Randy Couture, Anderson Silva, GSP agree with your position?

    Best wishes
    Odesa

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    WingChun

    March 31, 2011 at 1:36 pm

    @ George

    Thank you George, for both getting it and defending it.

    There are people on this site who might boast of being a “hitman”, perhaps even from some far-off land, be it the Ukraine or Texas, but it’s all BS; nothing more than a gynecological exam, transacted by an incompetent in search of a thrill he doesn’t comprehend or understand, yet none-the-less craves; intuitively.

    Pay no attention to a so-called “hitman” – for a hitman is a gutless coward that lurks in the corners waiting (in hope) that he might catch his betters in an unsuspecting moment or weakness. A hitman is the scum of the earth and a gutless coward; unprepared to meet his better(s) on the open and honorable field of combat.

    Cheers,

    Wing Chun

    Please Note: No names or references to any persons or beings, directly or indirectly, were used in the construction of this piece.

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    WingChun

    March 31, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    @ Odesa “Hitman”….ewww….I’m Scared….LOL!!!

    “I am a student of both martial arts and life”

    You’re a student of both? LOL!!! I didn’t know (there were only) two. LOL!!!

    I too, am a fan of both the martial arts and life; as well. LOL!!!!

    …you moron. LOL!!!

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    WingChun

    March 31, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    @ Odesa “Hitman”….ewww….I’m Scared

    Forgot to add – you say you are a “student” of “both” martial arts (all two of them), this implies that you are not a master; or either , apparently :-). This, by your own word. You shall find me making no similar confession.

    Cheers,

    Wing Chun

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    odesahitman

    March 31, 2011 at 3:41 pm

    LOL :)

    I am not tightly bound by a conceptions of truth or self, therefore I am a student, able to learn and grow.

    Your admission of ignorance will lead you to unimaginable growth.

    I hope you are able to understand this and wish you well in your future decisions.

    / Odesa

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    odesahitman

    March 31, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    Wow!!! :)

    I am sure George really appreciates you telling him what to think.

    Should everyone in the world agree with your definition of what a hitman actually is?

    How about Thomas Hearns and Ricky Hatton??? They should both understand

    (Quote) as a hitman they are “a gutless coward that lurks in the corners waiting (in hope) that he might catch his betters in an unsuspecting moment or weakness. A hitman is the scum of the earth and a gutless coward; unprepared to meet his better(s) on the open and honorable field of combat”.

    I am ending this conversation now because there is no sport in our discussion. I am no better than you, but you act as though I am by acting fearfully..

    Confidence is earned, work hard, earn respect, earn confidence, earn the love and appreciation of yourself.

    You’ll be fine/ good luck,
    / Odesa

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    GeorgeRuetiger

    April 1, 2011 at 1:25 am

    ****ing up five and a half years ago taking steroids (You never responded to the fact that he tested negative in two subsequent tests from that fight and had his suspension reduced and he wasn’t fined) is worse than ****ing up purposefully kneeing an opponent to the head on the ground and spitting on his corner in a hissy-fit. Bisping’s indiscrepencies happened within the last couple months and he’s already expecting people to just forget about it, forgive and move on… yet he feels it’s appropriate to bring up an incident from five years ago, one which was never conclusively proven? I don’t support drugs, but I do support being accountable for your actions and this **** Bisping hasn’t breathed one breath of apology or remorse.

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    odesahitman

    April 1, 2011 at 11:21 am

    George let us look at the basis of your argument,

    * ¤#¤%ing up five and a half years ago taking steroids”
    - So you agree he took steroids – Not Great.

    * Never responded to the fact that he tested negative in two subsequent tests – supension reduced.

    - Because I am not a Dr of Haemotology (the study of blood) and am not an expert on steroids, it would be hard for me to rationally commewnt on this.
    Q. Are you a Dr of Haemotolgy, do you specialize in Dope testing?
    - If you do I am suprised you haven’t lead out the facts, what stopped you?

    * Worse than deliberately kneeing an opponent and spitting on the corner.
    - Now you are linking two seperate incidents and passing judgement. I don’t make these sort of judgements because I am not a judge. Perhaps you are a judge, perhaps you are able to analyze disparate information and bring it together to form a solid conclusion which a team of scientists couldn’t dispute.
    Q. Is this true, are you a judge?

    “he (bisping) is already expecting people just to forgget about it”…
    “he feels it is appropriate”….
    - Now you are taking the role of a mind and feeling reader.
    - You know specifically what Bisping thinks and feels, how do you know specifically what Bisping thinks and feels?
    Q. Do you work for the CIA or FBI, are you a covert operations professional?

    Lastly, i agree that Michaels behaviour was outrageous and cannot be justified. I hope he is held accountable for his actions too.

    You have fallen into the trap of believing your opinions, thoughts and feelings represent the truth. They simply represent your conception. When you realize this your arguments will have a better foundation.

    / Odesa

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